The Brown Yo-Yo

When you need to take a shit and you can’t so you push it back

Yesterday I was in the city and I was shitting my pants but I couldn’t find a bathroom... I had to play the brown yo-yo for a while

brown yo-yo

when a male or female is standing on there head with legs spread they tie a string to a dildo and pull and push it in and out of the other persons butthole

i totally got brown yo-yo'd last night

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Brown yo-yo

The act of pushing and then puling a turd in and out of your butthole, as if your turd was a "brown yo-yo."

Hey man, you wanna play Brown Yo-Yo?
What in the actual hell are you asking me this time?
You gotta yo-yo a turd in and out of your asshole. Whoever can last the longest without letting it out wins!
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