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The delicate art of having sex 2-3 days after shaving your man-pubes, timing it so that your schlong is at the height of the prickly 'Cactus-like' phase.
Guy's Friend - "So, did you have fun with Jessie last night?"
Guy - "Yeah, I totally pulled 'The Cactus' on her, that's what she get's for never making me a sammich!
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A green plant that is shy. If you attemp to hug it you'll have tons of needles in you, they're extremely dangerous and overprotective of their water.
That cactus shanked me
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dead, not functioning
"this bloody washing machine is cactus"
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A Cactus is just an office plant but deadlier. A Cactus uses others in their workplace as collateral damage in order to gain their bosses approval. A cactus has no limits in throwing the number of colleagues under the bus but generally singles out 1 certain colleague who is already not in favour with the said boss.
Boy Sheldo has really stepped it up lately and become a cactus, just so he can get that certificate.
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The type of thing you don't wanna use to wipe your ass.
I adopted a cactus last month. I feel less lonely.
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A phylum of plants that has evolved to live in arid conditions.
Pl:Cactii
If you're lost in a desert with nothing to drink, there can be up to a pint of water inside a cactus.
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