The Camper

While fucking your girlfriend from behind, you jam a marshmallow in her ass and yell "You want S'more bitch?!"

My girlfriend was complaining her ass was sticky from me giving her the camper last night.

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camper

Found in online multiplayer games. A camper stays in one spot and waits for enemies to walk past him before attacking.

"You're such a lame camper!"

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camper

A term given to those in an online multiplayer game (usually FPS) who will place themselves in a strategic position and wait for an extended period of time until a target enters his field of view. The position usually allows one to surprise the target and allows the "camper" to eliminate him with ease. There are variants of this such as camping an item to repeatedly gain its benefits and defending a critical location.

Camping is a perfectly legitimate strategy, but is criticized by a majority of the online community, usually because players get frustrated by being killed in such a fashion, it slows the game down and is considered an unskilful art. Idiots always resort to insulting a camper, who will most likely have a higher score than them. Incompetent admins sometimes kick them and the camper society becomes one of ridicule and resentment.

It isn’t illegal to position yourself in such a way that you have an advantage, that’s smart thinking and its part of the game. Some people need to grow some balls.

*Random moron runs around like a retard and subsequently becomes a campers prey. Camper makes a kill*

Random moron: OMG LAME FAG U SUXXORZ ONLY N00BS CAMP GETS SUM SKILLZ!!!!!11!!11!1111

I expect the definition to be voted down, but those of intelligence know who is right.

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camper

In first person shooters, a cry of outrage at one who was a successful target of a stationary person, usually a sniper

"Camper!"
"You expect a sniper to walk around?"

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camper

Any gamer who stands in place for more than 3 seconds, or (God forbid) actually croutches. Doing this in Counter-Strike will have everyone on the server hating your guts.

"OMG camper F4G!!"
"OMG fukng camprs!"

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camper

A title given to someone who attempts to protect vital objectives in a game while everyone else goes off to get killed individually because they have no concept of "team."

"U FUKIN CAMPER QUIT CAMPING U FAG"

"I'm guarding the flag, you dumbass. Learn to play."

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camper

A move done in Halo games and Cock of Duty "Call of Duty" games. A sack of shit who sits and waits for someone to come by and he kills them. 80% of campers masturbate while waiting and for someone to walk by. Most are eating fast food items off their belly while laying on the couch. If they aren't camping then they are standing in the open for all to see and will get killed costing their team the game. No one knows the real truth behind this standing out in the open not doing anything but some experts believe it's due to them taking a break from the game so they can use their banana fingers to dip a french fry in some ketchup, bbq sauce, or straight up jizz. It is estimated 50% of campers rock the foundations of their home whenever taking a shit. Also, it is estimated 75 to 80% wear helmets while eating breakfast fast food and while sleeping.

Wow this camper is an asshole who won't actually go around and earn his kills me actually doing something.

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