candle

A device used for nun masturbation.

People don't make candles out of sperm any more because nuns kept getting pregnant.

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candle it

to light a cigarette on a candle when there is'nt a lighter available.

Guy1: hey man do you have a light?
guy2: nah man just candle it!

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Candle

A model who tries to make peace by handing pepsi cans, and posting emojis and posts to match her ‘aesthetic’.

Candle is not welcome here.

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candle

A device that creates dim lighting. Every man owns exactly one, which he lights when he's trying to get a woman to have sex with him.

Just don't store the condoms near the candle.

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candleing

When you light a candle and poor the hot wax in her asshole. Then fuck it to break the hard wax.

My girl wanted me to candle her last night. We love candleing.

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Candle

1: Someone is hot/hard headed; doesn’t change their mind
2: Something fire or fye; is sexc or fine. Even thicc

1: “What a candle bruh!”
2: “Ohhh she a whole candleeeee🤤🤤😍”

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The Candle

1) stick your boner in boiling hot wax
2) let it cool dry
3) stick a match in your dick hole and light it
4) your dong should now look like a lit candle

Byron: Happy Birthday Moniqua! Now don't forget to make a wish before you blow out the candle...

Moniqua: Oh my God! Why didn't you just get me a cake?!

Byron: Cuz you're gonna eat this candle-dick instead, bitch.

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