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A celebrity waiter at Pizano’s in Chicago
We had The Chach as are waiter at Pizano’s
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Pronounced: "chawch"
Definition: Noun-A person (usually male)who attempts to exhibit a cool and popular look but generally comes across as either an asshole and/or a total loser. Plural: chachs, chaches.
Adjective, adverb- dumb, idiotic Ex: "That guy just totally pulled a chach move."
(Rare) Verb-to unjustifiably escape a commitment. Ex: "Todd really chached out tonight."
Behavioral Patterns: Tends to bitch out when extreme situations present themselves. Provokes animosity in more enlightened individuals.
Special Abilities: Being able to piss off peers in close proximity by doing absolutely nothing.
Where found: Shopping malls, fraternities, Late night diners, college bars and/or clubs, party schools, business seminars.
Synomyms:douche bag, bitchass, etc.
Combinations: Can be used in conjunction with "ass" as in "chach ass". Northern dialect also includes the form "Chachski".
Possibly Derived from: The character Chachi played by actor Scott Baio on the television programs Happy Days (1974-1984)and Joanie Loves Chachi(1982-1983).
Vulgarity Level: Perfectly safe to use in public.
What to do if encountered: Keep a cool head. A chach's main weapon is annoyance. Avoid places where chaches frequent (you should anyways). They are insecure and have a weak sense of pride so hit on their girlfriend to throw them off guard.
Use your imagination. Everyone has met a chach.
"(insert name here) is a chach (ass)."
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Some dude who thinks that he is overly awesome. He looks awesome, but will treat a woman very bad and then feel good about himself.
I can't believe that dumb girl is falling for that chache! He is fake. That chache has nice clothes but will treat her like crap.
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noun: a man trying too hard to appeal to the opposite sex by means of too much calogne, too many accessories, excessive hair styling, or overpriced clothes (eg-$90 t-shirts), yet tries to maintain his masculinity by calling girls sluts and talking much louder than those around him.
see also: tchotch
girl: "That chach called me a whore after I scoffed at his pronouncement that he would do things to my I've only dreamed of."
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A chach is someone who has been a douche enough times to be considered something more irritating. So, being a chach is definitely worse than being a douche.
Every time we go out with that guy, he ends up hitting on my girlfriend. He's definitely a douche bag with chach tendencies.
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To be chached.
To have disaster befall one, especially pertaining to electronics and technical systems.
To be left wondering what is happening.
To be given incorrect information.
"I got home yesterday and the TV was hanging off the wall and pouring smoke. I got chached!"
"Make sure you get it done; don't chach me again!"
"What do you mean the price is twice what I thought? Don't tell me I got chached again?"
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