The Cheese Effect

The act of changing your response to comply with the response of your peers on a certain subject because you have no real response of your own or want to fit in.

Derived from the "Cheese Experiment" conducted by Dr. Professor Jon and PFC Mr. Dr. Professor Brandon The 3rd Esquire

Jon: Hey Gavin what is your favorite type of cheese

Gavin: Swiss Cheese

Lukas: I like Cheddar Cheese best

Gavin: Never mind I like cheddar better

Jon: can you say the cheese effect?

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Mafia Cheese Effect

The act of the male gender excreting semen in and around the female genetalia. The semen is left for several weeks until it has morphed from a thick paste to a solid film and can be peeled off. The term 'Mafia' - is unsure why it has been used for this act.

'My wife just peeled off her mafia cheese effect after two weeks of us goin at it'

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Cheese Ball Effect

As you eat cheeseballs they slowly but surely go from a bad chemical taste and evolve into a worthwhile tasty snack after consuming 3-5. AKA something that gets better the more you consume it.

Hey Joe,

This snack has the cheese ball effect.

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Cheese Grater Effect

When you are wearing a sports jersey with those little holes on a cold day, and the holes scrape across your nipples, making it feel like someone just cheese gratered your nipples.

Holy crap,this jersey is causing a Cheese Grater Effect on my man-nipples.

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