The Chipmonk

When a chick takes the whole shaft of a dick and puts one nut on each side of her mouth and looks like a chipmonk!

man this chick did the chipmonk like wo last night.

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chipmonking

to insert testicles in each cheek while inserting the penis in your throat. The result looks like a chipmonk with nuts in its cheeks.

She was chipmonking him before they had sex.

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Chipmonk

The act of passing gas while receiving analingus that unexpectedly forces gas into the giving partners mouth and inflates their cheeks.

Bobby used to give me the best rim jobs, until I accidentally chipmonked him that time on vacation.

chipmonk

A small furry rodent type mammal with big eyes & puffy cheeks.
They have a very high pitched voice & seem to think that a paper aeroplane is the biggest in the world (& maybe it can carry other planes in it??).
They tend to store bedding & food in their cheeks from time to time making the appearance of their mouths puffier (Like hamsters), this is a way of making themselves more attractive to potential mates by saying “Look at me I have a HUGE gob to spurt out more utter crap!!).
Another rarer form of Chipmonk his tall long spiky black hair pulsating out from its head, this rare version is known as a “Christophosfer” Chipmonk.

God you talk some crap, you are a right chipmonk!!
You chipmonk, stop talking utter rubbish!!

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Retarded Chipmonk

A young male who behave like an asshole to everyone especially his friends, who don't even know why they put up with his bullshit anymore.
Always thinks friends love people of the same sex, when they obviously do not.

Steff "Isn't Darragh a Retarded Chipmonk?''
Jake ''Yes Steff, I believe he is''

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Aakon and the Chipmonks

1)The group of Talentless tards who decided one day to completely ruin the entire Hip Hop and R&B style, life, and music genres, consisting of people who were made famous by (mostly white) wangsters and teenage girls from Suburbia because they rhyme and sing through a vocoder. Some of which used to be kind of respectable, but over time bought into the money-loving tools of today. They are as followed: Aakon, T Pain, Kanye West, Lil Wayne, Solja Boy, and the newest addition Lady GaGa.

1)dude 1:"Oh man, I just got done listenin' to WSC, and some Wangster turd totally comes up to me and iPeeps and starts going on and on about Aakon and the Chipmonks!"
dude 2:"Wow I feel for you man."

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the frozen chipmonk

when a woman give a man a BJ with ice cubes in her mouth

use your imagination, the frozen chipmonk with accorn stuffed in mouth

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