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When you are having anal with a girl, and she gets shit on your dick. So you pull a "slip" shove it in her pussy real quick to get the shit off. Then finish the anal. So next time she goes to check out her vagina, she'll find a chocolate surprise.
Did you hear that bitch scream? Must be a chocolate surprise.
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When one inserts M&M's into her vagina, assuming her lover is going to go down on her very shortly after.
Melts in your cunt, not in your hand.
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A girl puts a bananna in her pussy(cut in half) and smothers her pussy in chocolate syrup, then you eat her out and while eating the bananna.(you can also do this with strawbery syrup)
I heard darius tried to give his girlfriend a chocolate surprise but he said it tasted more like fish then bananna
My girl was screaming bloody murder last night when i was giving her a chocolate surprise
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its when you are behind a male, you take your thumb, and stick it within his bum, then you use your other fingers, to manipulate his balls, in a way that is most pleasurable
hey man, would you care for a chocolate surprise?
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When one excretes their own feces into the mouth of another, much like eating a chocolate bar, or warm chocolate ice cream
When the bitch wouldn't suck me off, I gave her a chocolate surprise!
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A sex position in which two males try to shit in a woman/mans mouth.
Jared, Andrew and Charlie all were excited, they just found out about a new sex move called "Double Chocolate Surprise".
When a man or a woman defecates on a double scooping of Rocky Road Ice-cream and a fudge nut brownie topped with purée beershit. Microwave for 90 seconds. Serve with love!
Sally was on her rag and demanded her husband Lloyd bring her a fresh Hot Chocolate Surprise. Upon consumption, Sally's cramps subsided. Lloyd ran for towels.
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