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The Coachella

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face, simultaneously sprinkle glitter and let it harden to create a “festival mask” effect.

“Dude, things got wild. She asked me to give her the the Coachella before we left for the party.”

by garwoodj June 9, 2018

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Coachella

"Coachella"
An annual music festival held in the spring time in the "Coachella valley" of Southern California.

It is a hallmark staple for people to "independently come completely together" while being from every single opposite corner of every grooming / fashion style and music genre that exists, while strictly conforming to trends that do not conform.

By popular vote, It's not a requirement to know any of the artists that are performing, Nor are patrons required to attend any of the Bohemian music tents that have been set up by "for-profit" corporations (that you are recommended, but not required, to hate because of the capitalization they pose on society). This should be recorded on your corporate iPhone you will carry with a corporate Wi-Fi signal you'll be operating under.

The subculture of this festival is designed to accept all of the aforemementioned descriptions and comprise it's definition using simple, easy-going words such as "boho" "hipster" "freebird" and "gypsy".

See also brochella hochella and dohchella

I hope these definitions are helpful in the expose of the magnificent experience you will have at this festival, and share with others.

" I want to break free and try something new. Therefore, I will go and do what everybody else is doing at Coachella. And I will express how different I am. "

by Craig Rasputin April 15, 2017

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Coachella

Coachella is basically where all the basic white girls meet and listen to music

OMG I can't WAIT for coachella this year the lineup is AMAZING

by Coolgal63 January 4, 2018

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Coachella

An indie music festival held anually, usually in the Spring, in Indio Valley, California. Bands present have included Radiohead, The Pixies, Coldplay, Weezer, Rilo Kiley, Bright Eyes, The Cure, The Arcade Fire, Wilco, The Futureheads, The Faint, Snowpatrol, The Fiery Furnaces, etc.

I'm so excited for Coachella! The line-up this year is great.

by .:Jenny:. April 27, 2005

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Coachella

Where Either White girls, Gay men, or rich people go to the middle of the desert to listen to music

Oh my god, Coachella Is like, the greatest like, festival of like, time.

by AmericanJohnWick April 21, 2019

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Coachella

An indie music festival held annually, generally around Easter, in the Coachella Valley. Three days and nights of weed and music.

Dude! I can't wait for Coachella this year!

by mehhhhhhhhhhhhh July 7, 2009

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Coachella

An indie music festival held anually during Spring in Indio (Coachella Valley), California. Bands present have included Radiohead, The Pixies, Coldplay, Weezer, Rilo Kiley, Bright Eyes, The Cure, The Arcade Fire, Wilco, The Futureheads, The Faint, Snowpatrol, The Fiery Furnaces, Yeah Yeah Yeah, MIA, Atmophere, Slightly Stoopid, etc.

Coachella was sickk this year... it sucks that I have to wait a whole 'nother year to go again though.

by Kazii760 April 20, 2009

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