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when u put your cock on someones shoulder unsespectanly, like a pirate.
since trevor was being such a d bag that night i decided to give him the cockatiel while we was sitting down
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An intelligent member of the parrot family that is very affectionate and can learn to talk and whistle tunes. If they are left in their cage all the time they become depressed and pretty nasty. However, if they are interacted with on a daily basis and fed a varied diet they can brighten your life for 20 years or more.
My cockatiel whistles the theme song from the Andy Griffith show.
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A small little bird capable of making your ears bleed yet filling the whole in your heart.
Comes in many shapes, color, and sizes and it's even possible that these little guys are used as emotional support for some people
Can be a mood, please don't sit on them. You will regret it
Person A: hey dude I heard you got a bird?
Person b: lol yeah I got a cockatiel-
Person A: oh- are you okay?
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a retarded little bird that chirps too much
the cockatiel hissed at my foot and tried to rip off my toe
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when you dip your dick in hot caramel and f*ck a pillow intil your dong is covered in feathers and then strum a guitar with your dong
guy 1"ahhhh its so sticky, and children love it"
guy 2" did you do another upside down cockatiel?"
guy1"yes and it was the best one yet!"
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