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The cold shower (or TCS) is a site created by the awesome B. and it's dedicated to Robert Pattinson. It's also well known about the Robporn (see definition). It's not fitting for people under 18 or people who are prudish enough to not appreciate a good naughty fun. Also on a side note the followers of this site (usually women) like to call themselves Rob_h00rs. The site has nothing to do with Twilight (the books or the movies). It's all about Rob. So please haters should stay away.
"I'm going to check The cold shower for some new good Robporn."
"Did you saw the picture on The cold shower. It was so hot."
"Oh you are such a Rob_h00r! You spend all your free time on The cold shower."
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When a guy gets really horny, he takes a cold shower to cool down a bit...
Karl: damn girl, u wanna take this to the bedroom?
Girl: Karl u need to take a cold shower!
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When a male or female is horny.
Take this and you’ll get rid of it.
Girl one: did you see what John did.
Girl two:yeah now I need to take a cold shower.
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A cold shower is a shower taken in cold water to relieve stress and clear inappropriate thoughts
Tod: I’ve been thinking inappropriate thoughts lately
Karla: Take a cold shower my guy
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When a guy is in the shower and masturbates to relieve his sexual frustration.
(cleanest way ever...)
(Over the Phone)
Jessica: "Boy you were in there for quite some time?"
Rick: "Yeah well i had to take a Cold Shower, because you were away in New York"
Jessica: "Are you really that horny?"
Rick: "Yeahhh"
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1.) Something frequent amongst college students living in a dorm.
2.) The penis's worst enemy
3.) When you start fucking a girl and you learn that she has herpes, but you decide to continue anyway because you gone far enough.
1.) The showers in Boyd Hall are so cold. I'm paying $1800 a quarter for a cold shower?
2.) Man, a cold shower can lower a man's self-esteem.
3.) Shit, the girl I fucked has herpes. It's like a cold shower; not what I expected.
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When your Indian team mate can’t stop scoring absolute rockets.
Oh my goodness! Wow that was a cold shower
That was a cold shower moment!
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