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Deep within the bowels of James River High School, four men belonging to the meanest clique in the white suburbs of Chesterfield, created what has been described as “ a dance that is a metaphor for the streets”. I speak of course of The Condor, a dance that takes skill, dedication, focus and a six foot wing span.
How To Do The Condor: First squat with your knees bowed out. Then balance on the toes of your feet like a triumphant predatory bird on the hunt. Finally, begin to flap your arms in a graceful yet aggressive manor like that of a Condor, letting everyone around you know you are a boss.
It’s best to do the Condor at Prom, pep rallies or in public places in the presence of strangers. Always begin any “car dance” with a solid 45 second Condor. Remember that by doing the Condor you are letting everyone within a 50 foot radius know that you are the shit, simply by paying homage to the greatest avian species on Earth. Long live the CONDOR!
"Wow, that kid is sick-tight at The Condor, I bet he gets all the ladies"
~ Anonymous
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When a man gets behind a woman wraps his arms around her waist with his penis inserted in the vagina. Has her grip a hand rail or headboard, lifts his legs and begins flapping them like a condor.
I met this chick last night and gave her the condor!!!
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to build a large condor-like nest out of branches and leaves and place on an individuals car or doorstep
Breyein thought it was a funny prank when he condored his brothers jeep.
Represents doing what you like; having a good time
"this is the year of the condor, we're just going to chill out all the time"
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(NOUN) He is the masked protector of humanity. His mask is the skin he wears during the day to disguise himself as a human.
The Condor strikes again
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A bird that has an appetite for small children and babies. Sometimes known to raise babies as their, but usually eat them once they get big enough.
A condor just swooped down and grabbed my baby from the backseat of my convertible! help me!
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Slang for a Twinkie, used to not attract attention of people who will steal your Twinkies.
Jason: Do you have my Condors?
Bailey: Yeah, I got the Condors.
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