he comes into your bedroom at 3am and steals ur cum
bro the cum burglar took my cum, he has a nice ass tho
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A surreptitious or malicious person, often female, who performs fellatio on non-single men in an attempt to malign their victims' girlfriend/partner or wholly steal them altogether.
That fucking cum burglar stole my boyfriend at Matt's party last night!
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