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The Deep Dish Congo Mambo

A writhing mass of old people preforming an orgy in a dark, swampy room while drenched in corn syrup. Additionally, the jingle that corresponds to the Little Ceasars television advertisement featuring a mariachi band plays on a loop. The combination of disorientation, dementia, and asphyxiation results in many deaths among the participants.

" Bite-bite, sip-sip: do the deep dish congo mambo!"

by Colesabitch April 8, 2014

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