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The Derrick

A massive mammal of human like shape and build. It appears to know English.

The Derrick struck the woolly mammoth in the side and it fell with tremendous force.

by Milton Burroughs December 18, 2015


Derrick

A funny yet understanding guy. Always has a way of keeping you entertained when you're down. He's the kind of guy you can trust to keep secrets and know he'll always be there for you. Derrick cares about his friends even new friends (never wants to see a frown in his group of friends). Charming and handsome. Tall and slim. He keeps fit and healthy. Never the kind of guy who judges girls. He'd probably go for girls with brown/black hair and a opposite personality than him (which is okay cause he's open for any type of person).

Derrick you're the perfect example of what a sad stressed girl has been looking for.

When Derrick sees a sad girl he'll do what ever he can to help her out.

King of sex, man..

by Setherfreedude July 14, 2012

1636👍 442👎


Derrick

Derrick is a good looking dude he has a big dick he get girls he’s funny in a way he always tries to keep a smile on someone’s face he loves helping people he is smart good at sports and he likes all color girls he ain’t racist

Derrick you is a good person

by The beast 23 March 10, 2018

220👍 72👎


Derrickism

The one religion to rule them all. Very similar to Atheism.

Are you practicing Derrickism?

by Deelu Adesta January 6, 2012

10👍 1👎


Derrick

Derrick is a top tier human being. He’s absolutely adorable and super romantic. He’s the type of guy who would slow dance with you at night under a street light or take you to a national forest you can watch the sunset and look at the stars together. He’s the definition of boyfriend material. He’s got a eye for spotting beautiful things and it’s pretty much guaranteed that he’ll stop to take pictures of them. He’ll make you feel super comfortable and secure and give you a million kisses. He’s super thoughtful and consistently puts in effort for people he cares about. He’s got the most pure energy and not seeing him for a few days will feel like way too long. The best part about him isn’t even all the sweet things he’ll do for you, it’s who he is as a person.

Omg I scored myself a Derrick! Thank you universe!

by Jazzysizzle November 25, 2021

15👍 1👎


Derrick

Derrick is a SEXY charming light skin nigga with money. He has tongue game with ladies pussy. Derrick knows how to treat a ladie with respect but the problem is with derrick is he mess with too many girls so, he is known as a thot. He will Netflix and chill with u anytime. He will make u feel good about youself when down , he will with always be there when u need him for comfort , he will cuddle with u all times. Derrick will NETFLIX & CHILL WITH U ANY TIME U WANT. Derrick is caring smart sexy charming and a real nigga who stay 💯 , he's not like dem other fuck niggas. He knows how to make u feel good. Derrick is always funny and sometmimes annoying but always a good friend . He is sometimes rude but only on a bad day. Derrick will always be that nigga who cheers u up and never break or cheat on u... SO COME GET A DERRICK!!!

"She lucky she has derrick"
"😍 omg I just saw my future husband Derrick"
"Awww Derrick is so caring I love him so much 😘😍"

by ĶïñğŽ $oles October 24, 2015

338👍 124👎


Derrick

A boy who will never leave you, never wants to make you cry, a man who sees the real you. All he wants to do is live the rest of his life with you and make you feel amazing forever. He also hot as fuhhh...

Derrick is the last boyfriend you will have

by Squirrelgirl1200 June 22, 2018

51👍 19👎