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Alcohol, it's bible speak for alcohol
Boy, I better not catch you playing with the devils nectar
An african-american man's sexual fluid.
Guy 1: Have you heard about Cindy's new boyfriend?
Guy 2: Yes, he's an African-American, she must have acquired a taste for the devils nectar.
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A term used to describe Alcohol
John: You should stop drinking the devils nectar on weekends, that stuff is killing you.
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Blake told me to lay off the devils nectar so I did the next best thing the devils lettuce 😈😈
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ALCOHOL - The oldest mousetrap set by the Devil so as to take the souls of otherwise good people with unlimited, but now wasted potential.
• OVER 2 MILLION PEOPLE DIE A YEAR IN THE USA ALONE FROM ALCOHOL DIRECTLY AND 6-8 MILLION INJURED. WHEN YOU'RE DONE READING THIS A DOZEN+ PPL WILL HAVE BEEN INJURED OR DIED FROM THIS LEGAL POISON.
• NO ONE HAS EVER EVER DIED OR BEEN SERIOUSLY INJURED FROM CANNABIS BUT HAVE BEEN CURED AND IT HAS BEEN USED BY HUMANITY FOR JUST ABOUT THE WHOLE OF THE HOMO ERECTUS OR AT LEAST VERY PRIMITIVE HUMANS AND THERE IS NO DAMAGING OR HARMFUL HISTORY OF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENNING *ESPECIALLY* THOSE THINGS THAT PEOPLE DO WHEN ALCOHOL HAS BEEN CONSUMED (just bc you hear the noise on the news and the standard line, "the driver was shown to have traces of marijuana in his system at the time of the car accident," as is often said by newsreaders on tv. The cannabis HAS NOTHING to do with the auto accident...did the other person have a phone on their ear? Were they hungover, or worse yet drunk? Heck, maybe it was an ACCIDENT in the truest sense. But since the at-fault driver is the one reported on as the 'bad guy' it just helps to sensationalize the stupid story if they can cap it off with that line.
Cousin Roy: "It's not surprising he's where he's
at after all the drunken trouble he gets into.
That's why me, I don't touch the Devil's
Nectar."
Me: "Yeah I agree, friend. I am not a fan myself.
I stick with God's Gift that he put onto this
Earth as naturally as the sunlight. That
wonderful calming plant known as
Cannabis."
Cousin Roy: "Yeah; I'm no mouse gettin caught
in the mousetrap set up to catch me and trap
me. Not to mention everything good that
happens, I have memories of it unlike, well,
those who partake in the consumption of the
Devil's Nectar. Weed4ever bro."
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The Devils Nectar is more commonly known as NO XPLODE... a pre-workout formula that is as potent as it is addictive..for best effect it must be taken for four weeks and then left for four weeks..looking to maximise pump and focus
'Silence echoed in my room, nothing matters, on-one matters, just the nectar. The sirens call of the devils nectar is too much for a mortal to resist. 3 scoops later, i am ashamed....shame is temporary , the pump lasts forever...'
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Beer, lager, bier, pijiu. Anything that resembles urine, but is made of hops and malt. Best served from the clean taps in the MCC Blazer Bar, or anywhere in Pyongyang *sorry Canberra*.
Dazza: "Commercial real estate disputes sure has me craving a pint of the devil's nectar"