the dirty kidnapper

While having intercourse in the doggy position. When your about to blow it, you grab a dirty sock, pull out, put your homemade chloroform on the sock, then grab her by the hair and hold the sock against her mouth and nose. If your looking for a ransom then video tape it and threaten to show it to her rich daddy.

Last night I did the dirty kidnapper to a chick and threatened her with the video. Looks like Ill be getting laid a lil more often.

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