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The dirty pirate is when your doing your girl in the butt and when you ready to bust one you spit on her back and she turns around and you blow in her eye and then kick her in the shin. Thus she only has 1 work-able eye and 1 work-able leg. Dancing around like a dirty pirate.
Joel gave dirty Deb the dirty pirate and then proceeded onto the double houdini.
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When a girl is giving you head, you bust in her eye and then kick her in the shins so she hops around with one eye open
When she was done sucking my pang gave her a dirty pirate.
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a dirty pirate is when a girl is giving a guy head and he busts a sharp load in her eye and kicks her in the kneecap leaving her hopping around one one leg, with one eye open, screaming ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Guy 1: so this girl was suckin me up last night and she bit my shit.
Guy 2: what the fuck? then what happened?
Guy 1: i gave that bitch a dirty pirate ya feel me?
Guy 2: hahahahah i feeeeeel you.
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A mixed drink containing 1 oz tequila (dirty), and rum (pirate).
Then half red bull half ginger-ale, topped of with a splash of lime juice.
A Dirty Pirate usually uses Jose Cuervo and Captain.
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its like the angry pirate but instead of her sucking your dick she is eating you out and upon your orgasm you shat in her eye
hegave me a dirty pirate today
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It's the longer version of the dirty sanchez. When you are done having anal sex with a women, you proceed to wipe your penis across her upper lip giving her a rich and full mustache. Then you come in her eye giving her a sort of liquid patch. Now for the final step you kick her in the shin so she jumps around like a pirate with a peg leg.
Last night I was feeling kinda kinky so I gave the misses a dirty pirate.
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When a girl is giving you head, you bust all over her jaw...rip out your pubes and throw it on her face so she has a beard, and then kick her in the shin so she limps and says "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR" like a pirate. That'll get her wanting more.
"After school i gave tara the dirty pirate, needless to say she wasnt pleased. but i had a great laugh!"
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