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When your ex-girlfriend/girlfriend/wife is yelling at you shake her violently until she urinates all over the floor then drop her to her knees, grab her hair and rub her nose in the puddle as you fuck her doggy style.
My crazy ex-girlfriend was pounding on my door wasted at 2 a.m. so I pulled The Dog Whisperer to teach her a lesson.
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The term derives from the name of a Television Show on the National Geographic Channel. A cigarette is at times referred to as a "dog" one smoker may say to another "let's go blow a dog" meaning they would both like to indulge their nicotine cravings by smoking a cigarette. A non-smoker while drunk may suddenly feel the urge to have a cigarette, or one may develop a small cigarette smoking addiction - these people are referred to as a "Dog Whisperer" one who does not smoke but suddenly decides to consume a tobacco product (possibly in a secret manner) when a "Dog Whisperer" asks for a pull of another's cigarette (which happens often quite due to their refusal to purchase their own pack) they might say "Can I tell your dog a secret?" What is best advised is in a room full of "Dog Whisperers" it is best to keep your pack hidden, or tell everyone you have one cigarette left (even if you have more than half a pack)
Phil: "Dylan, can a bum a cigarette?"
Dylan: "Absolutely not, since when do you smoke?"
Phil: "I don't know I just kind of want one...I smoke sometimes when I'm drunk...Please?"
Dylan: "My bad Dog Whisperer, I didn't realize you were a smoker like that..."
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To have someone obey or perform on command as if they were a well-trained dog.
WHITNEY: You see how that girl just dog-whispered her boy friend? She told him to stop talking, and he just sat down and shut the fuck up! That’s how I want you to act.
BOBBY: Yeah bitch you wish! Now YOU shut the fuck up!
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Verb. To poke someone who is misbehaving; usually in the ribs.
References the show "The Dog Whisperer" staring Cesar Millan
See also Tsst
You better knock it off or I will dog whisper you!
Dude! Did you just dog whisper me!?
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When someone uses a random sound to cut you off when speaking.
I was getting ready to talk about the party when Dave dog whispered me and I remembered it was a surprise.
The mom had asked the kids to be quiet several times; finally she loudly dog whispered them and they shut up.
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A male who sleeps with fat/ugly females and keeps it on the down low. Some of your friends are probably Dog Whisperers and you didn't even know it.
I saw this monster of a woman at 7am leaving our house! Matt's a fuckin Dog Whisperer!
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