the down dog

when the male ejaculates downwards into his own hands and then poor's the sperm out of his hands into his mouth,and then bird feeds it into his wife's vagina and then the male licks the sperm into her vagina.

"last night i did the down dog to my wife until she threw up all over herself! "

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Down Dog

From the cosmo website:

" You've probably tried an all-fours pose before (at least, we hope you have!). But while mentally the doggie-style position has great bad-girl benefits, in order to make it actually orgasmic, you need to modify it a bit. "Lie on your stomach, lifting your butt slightly so he can enter you," suggests Solot. "Your partner can prop himself up with his hands in a push-up position or lie on top of you." Not only does this facedown configuration provide increased friction as he moves in and out, but you can gently grind your clitoral area against the bed as well. "

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/sex/your-orgasm-guaranteed-3

Even though the down dog is a sex position from the cosmo website, it can really help us guys out...

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knock the dog down

To masturbate. (Male)

Wife came home early, I couldn't even knock the dog down.

ten dogs down

Suffering really painful bad luck.

Overslept the job interview, the fridge shit the bed during the night so I got no food left, and the big screen tv blew the tube - it's not even noon and I'm already ten dogs down.

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ten dogs down

adj. To be in an oh-so-hurtin' position of futility commingled with devastation and hopelessness. Opposite of ballsdeep, 3rd definition.

Tanisha: What up, baby'?
Shiquanda: I be ten dogs down, yo.
Tanisha: Word, I heard Kendrell f'dunked yo' sorry @ss.
Shaquanda: And he videotaped it and threw it up on youtube. Then he ganked my rent money and the landlord's comin' over in ten minutes, yo.
Tanisha: Damn, girl, sounds like you a dozen dogs down!

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ten dogs down

To be in an oh-so-hurtin' position of futility commingled with devastation and hopelessness.

Tanisha: What up, foo'?
Shaquanda: I be ten dogs down, yo.
Tanisha: Word, I heard Kendrell f'dunked yo' sorry @ss.
Shaquanda: While he took a picture on his celly and put it online where my moms can see it. Then he ganked my rent money and the landlord's comin' over in ten minutes, yo.

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Down like a dog

Its just the same as saying, "im down"
But instead you are saying "ya, im down like a dog." Down like a dog refers to the yoga position downward facing dog. so its just like you are saying I'm down but are adding dog to the end.

"alright sounds fun im down like a dog"

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