the eternal pendulum

The angelic movement of the pendulum as it swings from Fisty Cent, the 1st Duke of Milou, to Booty, the 1st of Tugwellian.

Booty's flying home from London, milling into the air stewardesses Fisty's on the ground f**ting himself. The pendulum would swing at a 46.6988 degrees angle from Fisty to Booty.

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eternal penis pendulum

Contrary to the seemingly magnetic attraction of vaginas during scissoring, an eternal dick pendulum occurs through magnetic repulsion when attempting to "make the penises kiss."

You know why you rarely see tip tapping? The eternal penis pendulum effect.