Fireman

FIREMAN is an electronic artist, DJ, and guitarist. FIREMAN is known for his heavy bass music, DJ show and futuristic respirator helmet.

-"That new FIREMAN song is so lit, Ralph spontaneously combusted at my house party."
-"See you at the club tonight, FIREMAN is gonna melt your face."

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Fireman

What all Policemen and children want to be when they grow up.

Police Officer: Boy Chief when i grow up i wanna be a Fireman.

Police Chief: You should have dreams, but kid don't shoot so high.

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the fireman

When you're having sex with a woman right before ejaculating light her pubes on fire then put them out with your semen.

yo, where's the lighter fluid? I'm gonna do the fireman on this ho.

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fireman

Cartman's official way of saying penis, cause if doesn't call it a fireman he gets a spanking from his slut mom. So its a better way to call a penis and your parents won't know. And you won't get a spanking

Cartman: Yes the fireman is very magical, if you rub his helmet he spits in your eye.

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fireman

the weed man who sells fire weed

Don't tell no one'bout the fireman, he sells the best shit around here.

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The Fireman

While having sexual intercourse, light your partner's eyebrows on fire, and then splooge the flames out.

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"Why are you lighting my eyebrows on fire?"

"Because I'm the fireman, bitch!"

2
"Hey girl, where did your eyebrows go?"

"My boyfriend pulled the fireman last night."

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fireman

A couple lights the females pubes on fire, and then in a combined effort, they have to fuck hard enough to put out the flames. Time is of the essence as burning of both parties is a risk. Redefining fire crotch

When a pyro decides that he needs more fun in his love life. After the orgasm, and you need a second adrenalin rush, where else is there to turn? He then performs the fireman to give him the extra burst to truly satisfy.

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