The Fuck Truck

The Fuck Truck:

Euphemism for hardcore, roughneck, freaky sex.

"LET'S TAKE THE FUCK TRUCK TO POUND TOWN BABY!!"

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fuck truck

Older model van with no seats in the rear, just a bunch of shag carpet, lots of pillows and maybe a mattress, all for the fucking.

Everytime I hear Sammy Johns song "Chevy Van" it makes me miss my fuck truck and wish I hadn't sold it years ago.

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fuck truck

The van or vehicle in which any pornographic website picks up chicks off the streets to do them an catch it on tape for the viewers.

Joe: "Dude did you see the last update of www.collegefucktour.com?"
Dan: "No, why?"
Joe: "They got a real sweety in the fuck truck this time!"
Dan: "Put your dick back in your pants when you talk to me!!! Sick s.o.b!"

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fuck truck

Another name for a group of lesbians having a "circle" party while in a van.

" I saw the football team's cheerleaders haveing a fuck truck in the parking lot!"

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fuck truck

dumbass

Mom: I just meant you should have a shower after soccer practice... I didn't mean you smelled like shit literally!
Daughter: Ya mom I know what ya meant ya fuck truck!

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fuck truck

A van or bus usually used by frat guys to visit other colleges and try to pick up girls to bring to their party.

Sigma Nu tried to get a fuck truck for their party tonight, but they only brought back 3 girls, all and all of the were beat as fuck.

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Fuck Truck

An extremely attractive girl, exuding sexuality, that any guy would do nearly anything to bone. A girl so hot that she stops traffic.

"That girl is a total fuck truck. She's 18 Wheels of Fuckin Fury! I'd crawl across the Mekong Delta just to hear her fart in a field phone!"

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