the full canadian

While getting blown by a girl, you proceed to shit relentlessly in orgasm, and spend the rest of the night apologising

Got her over last night, made a mistake and had to give the full canadian

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Canadian Full House

A Texas Hold 'em hand in which you have three pairs. This hand is worthless, despite looking very good, and the player holding a Canadian Full House will usually jokingly try to take the pot with it.

Dealer: "OK, show me a winner." Player A: "straight" Player B: "three of a kind" Player C: "oh yeah bitches, Canadian Full House, SUCK IT EH!"

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full on canadian

To go to a Celine Dion concert as a male even though your friends want to have a beer with you.

Dude, where is Joakim?
Oh, sorry to inform you, but he went full on Canadian tonight.
Rest in peace my brother ;-(