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The garden hose

When a female puts their thumb over the hole of the vagina, thus creating a pressurised stream to increase standing accuracy.

man Jenny gave me the garden hose, she garden hosed the shit out of me last night!

by Finlonger September 25, 2014


Garden Hose

Shove it up your butt.

See that garden hose over there? Turn it on and shove it up your butt.

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019

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Garden Hose

noun. a word used to refer to a woman of dubious reputation or behavior without directly calling her a slut.

synonymous with hose bag

The girl in the skimpy brown dress is such a garden hose if you know what i mean.

by They call me legs July 14, 2008

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garden hose

when a guyt covers his pee hole while masturbating, thinkng it will act like a garden hose and spray farther.

he is so stupid, he actually thinks plugging his dick like a garden hose will make him shoot farther

by bigbadmet June 8, 2007

26๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


garden hose

a lethal weapon used in world war 2, the only person worthy enough to wield such power is Minecraft steve, sadly Minecraft steve switched sideds during infinity war to kill shrek our lord and saviour

lil jimmy, put that garden hose down and no one gets hurt

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 3, 2018

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Garden Hose

if your nose long, ur nose long like garden hose.

also you're a dickhead!

Ha! Look at your nose! Nose long like garden hose!

by gr0ndz. March 20, 2020


Garden hose

A dick.

Scott's brother in law shot him dead in an argument over a garden hose. The coroner determined Scott's brother in law had the better garden hose since he could still use his.

by Solid Mantis February 9, 2018

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