the gays

(n); double-stack of pillows usually glued tightly together because of overuse; never separated and always together one on top of the other, like a gay couple
related to the "three sisters" group of pillows found on my fiance's side of the bed.

Jordan: I have had it with the three sisters. They take up the whole bed. Move your lesbian pillow pack
Spence: Oh you and the gays be quiet.

Gay

GAY, adjective

1. Merry; airy; jovial; sportive; frolicksome. It denotes more life and animation than cheerful.

Belinda smiled, and all the world was gay

2. Fine; showy; as a gay dress.

3. Inflamed or merry with liquor; intoxicated; a vulgar use of the word in America.

GAY, noun An ornament. Not used.

We were having a very GAY old time until those abnoxious pedophiles showed up. Why can't they get along with anyone?

Gay

Happiness

Son: “what does gay mean”
Dad: “happiness”
Son: “are you gay”
Dad: “no, I have a wife

Gay

Gay means happy

“Bro are you gay?”
“Yeah life’s great”

Gay

Gay means to be happy

I'm so gay for you

Gay

Happy

I’m gay

Gay

Happiness...

Son: Dad?

Dad: Yes son?
Son: Are you gay dad?
Dad:...No son...I have a wife
Son: What does Gay mean?
Dad: Happiness