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When taking a part in an orgy, and there is a slut that didn't come yet and all the other guys are already limp from shooting several loads but you are the last man standing. You put the tip of your dick in her pussy and before thrusting you shout: "there is one dwarf yet in Moria who still draws breath!"
-"heard you got a GF!"
-"oh yeah, she fell for me when I did 'the Gimli', who knew she was a Tolkien fan?"
Three feet of pure sex.
Meghan: Wow, that dwarf guy is sooo hot.
Me: I know, I mean, he's GIMLI.
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The Gimli is the sexual practice of surprising your partner by donning a false beard (similar to that of the dwarf Gimli) during sexual intercourse or similar acts.
Last night, the missus was well shocked when she looked up and I had done a Gimli
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small welsh dwarf, likes land rovers and is easily stressed.
usually found in underground bunkers or wales.
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