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When a Eugene reaches into his backpack to grab his firearm, it is time to run and find safety.
(Usually it is a school being shot up)
"Knowing the golden rule when I saw Eugene reach for his backpack, I got up from my desk and ran.
"When I saw Eugene grab his backpack, I remembered the Golden Rule and got the fuck out of there."
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When engaging in a threesome that involves two guys and one girl, the golden rule states that it's not gay.
It's not gay when its in a three-way
Girl: I'll only take both of you
Josh: No way, that's gay!
Andy: Don't forget the golden rule bro! it's not gay when it's in a three-way, its ok when it's in a three-way, with a honey in the middle and some leeway, it's not gay when it's in a three-way.
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It's OK when two men participates in a three-way with only one women.
Women: Hey, boys I want you both
I hope that you think that's cool
I know most guys won't freak together
Men: But she forgot about the Golden Rule
It's OK when it's in a three-way
It's not gay when it's in a three way.
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1 - A term referring to how an individual person treats others based to the way that same individual treats wants to be treated.
The golden rule is not necessarily the same for everyone because not all people want to be treated the same way.
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No fat bitches.
Guy 1: Yo ima nail the chick, I don’t care if she looks like a Manatee.
Guy 2: Dude don’t. Remember, the golden rule: no fat bitches.
Guy 1: Dude you’re right, my bad.
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One of those classic "viable only in theory" philosophies that doesn't stand up in the real world.
Two huge problems with The Golden Rule are:
(1) You cannot know what someone else prefers, so if you try to do for him what you yourself like, this does not mean that said choice of actions will be at all pleasant/agreeable for him.
(2) Few folks are actually going "practice the Golden Rule back to you", so if you attempt to "do the right thing" and give someone what you would want if you were in his shoes, he will likely just view you as a foolish sucker and take shamelessly advantage of you --- he will simply "take, take, take" from you till he's totally drained you dry, then stomp off in a huff without even a single word of appreciation or acknowledgement, and feelinglessly look for his next naive soft-heart whom he can exploitingly victimize for his own selfsish personal gain.
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"Treat others the way you wish to be treated."
It seems that most politicians -- especially Joe Biden and Donald Trump -- have forgotten The Golden Rule. It's time to reintegrate it into society once more.
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