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the googles

A term used by the elderly or technically incompetent when referring to internet-related technologies.

Grandma: My email is slow today, there must be a problem with the googles.

Grandson: Gammy, looks like somebody unplugged your wireless router.

Grandma: Your grandfather was trying to sign-up for Ancestry.com, could that have messed-up the googles?

by etriad April 19, 2012

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googling google

This literaly refers to the act of going to GOOGLE.com and searching g-o-o-g-l-e.

However, this is actually a very dangerous act. Googling google is like playing Russian Roulete, crossing the streams (Ghostbusters), or a hole in the space-tme continuoum (Back To The Future). What ever you do, do not google 'google' if you wish to stay safe.

It is BAD

Please, let me drive you home... you have had too much to drink... you don't want to be googling google on a night like this.

by Twartacus June 12, 2006

105πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Google Google

verb; the act of searching google in google because you forgot what browser you were on; when a stupid person types in and searches google in google over fifty times

in school i saw someone google google yesterday

by kirito96 March 24, 2019


googling Google

It is what one must not do.

Don't Google Google. Googling Google is wrong, says Google.

by Set Blue 23 November 14, 2017

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Google+

A way for Google to fuck YouTube over and just constantly make it worst and impossible to comment on.

Guy1: hey what ever happened to that Dutchcommie guy who was looking at and commenting on that video every day?

Guy2: Google+ fucked with the comments section, so he could no-longer reply to his comment and continue the chain.

Guy1: oh that sucks!

Guy2: yeah! and he was on Day365 when they changed it!

Guy1: Fuck a Duck!!

by Edgarthe25th November 19, 2013

155πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Google+

The social networking website that will find any -ANY- way to create an account for you by making you click on the wrong button. If there's any other website where creating an account is easier, it is in all probability spam.

"Yesterday I was asked 3 times whether I wanted to be on Google+, twice on YouTube and even once on Gmail."

by Highollow August 31, 2013

95πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


google

(original definition)

verb

to throw a girl to the ground and tickle her until she pees (or pukes)

This was practiced by fraternities in northeastern colleges during the 1940’s prior to the advent of the panty raid.

β€œBrother Harold, you are to google Muffy Berenson until sufficiently soiled.”

by goose_on_a_roof March 29, 2022

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