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The Gorilla is a mating technique developed by the drunk male. This strategy must be implemented from behind so that the female is completely unaware (otherwise known as the "sneak attack"). It involved a frankenstein-slash-zombie-like outreach of the arms over a female's shoulders followed by a sloppy and uncoordinated death grip around her neck/chest/anything in reach. The male then proceeds to try and dance with the female. Women who fall for the gorilla tactic either can't think or are painfully unstable.
Caleb: Try the gorilla on that one over there. Looks promising.
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An invisible entity, that, after a long night in a pub or a curry house, follows you home and while you're sleeping chucks your clothes round the room and shits in your mouth.
"I woke up the next morning with a foul taste in my mouth and my clothes everywhere. The Gorilla had been."
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What you see when you are totally smoked out, usually indicating your limit.
Wow man, I need to slow down, I'm definatly seeing THE GORILLA
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It starts with the premeditated act of shaving one's pubic area and placing the clippings in a plastic bag. Once accomplished, perform intercourse and ejaculate onto the hot babe's face. Next retrieve the afore mentioned bag of pubic hair clippings and throw them on the hot babe's sticky, spermed face. Sit back, point, and loudly proclaim: GORILLA-GORILLA!
My grandma tells the best gorilla-gorilla stories.
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when somebody looks like a gorilla
Have you heard Jordan has Gorillaitis?
An extremely muscular/buff person, also called "juiceheads". Frequently used term on the Jersey Shore.
"Where are the gorillas?"
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From West Indies. A gorilla, also known as Cattle, is an extra fat woman, who loves food, is fat all over, but pays extra attention to her toes with nice nail polish.
What a lard ass gorilla! cattle with nice toes.
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