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As an act of protection, your partner (or willing individual) uses both hands to cup your testicles. This is required when a third party makes repeated attempts to pummel them to the point where they swell to the size of a grapefruit. Note: the pummelling is almost exclusively pointless.
Hey bud, how was the meeting? I can still walk, but only because the missus gave me the grapefruit when I admitted I hadn’t invented time travel.
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When a female uses a grape fruit to jack a male off while giving head. typically the male is blind folded and/or restrained.
MALE1: Dude my girl done some crazy shit last night
Male2: Like what?
Male1: She was grapefruiting me all night
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Something 50 Cent has never heard of.
"Why isn't this Grapefruit purple?" - 50 Cent
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The evolution of A German pigmentation that they retain while on vacation.
My friend ate a whole pizza on a roof then fell asleep. Upon waking he noticed that his pigment wasen't white, instead he was pink like a grapefruit.
You know what a grapefruit is you idiot why the hell did you search it on urban dictionary.
I only bought one grapefruit at the grocery store.
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The best living thing ever to have existed. Grapefruit is the Alpha and the Omega. It can never be called a "he" or "she", for the Grapefruit is an "It". Grapefruit is powerful, sexy, charming, seductive, outstanding, astonishing, unique, etc.The ultimate god of the fruits, Grapefruit is the most powerful fruit on earth and overpowers all veggies. It cannot be defined or explained, for Grapefruit is the unexplainable. The invincible. The almighty fruit of all time. Grapefruit has been, is, and will be. A veggie is a Grapefruit's enemy. It bows down at the throne of Grapefruit. Grapefruit is the most powerful thing in the world.
"I love Grapefruit. It is so powerful."
"Wow, that man is so handsome and charming. His name must be Grapefruit"
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