The true god. His sacred name should only be said by true followers. His sacrifice gave us all the freedom to eat potatoes. All followers will be rewarded with a life of extreme potatoe
Guy 1: hey dude did you hear about the great potatoe?
Guy 2: No, whats that?
Guy 1: you're dead to me!
Guy 1 proceeds to kill guy 2
The war between Technoblade and im a squid kid on who can beat the record for most potatoes formed in hypixel skyblock
Man this fight is going down like the great potato war