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(noun) An insult regarding someone who is dumb or mentally slow. Similar to “square”
Carmen: It’s kind of like a date you know?
Loc: What? You want to go on a date?
Tiffany: No you fucking griddle, she’s talking about the fruit.
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Extremely high. Usually on an indica or hybrid strain of cannibis. So much so that a person resembles bacon or eggs sizzling on a griddle.
Look at Dan. This muhfucka is on the griddle right now.
Noun meaning someone's face or personal space. Usually used in confrontations. Probably derived from the "griddle" or front grille of an automobile.
1. Why do you have to get in my griddle about it?!
2. He was all up in my griddle, so I had to push him.
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to be griddled is to be in a zone that only drugs can take you to. Often referred to in wishful thinking and joking around. It is a point of maximum enjoyment, pain, frustration, and anger. Picture your mind on a frying pan and imagine that the juices are being extracted once they reach their dankest point. Can either be a good thing or bad.
"My mind is griddled"
"I would like to make a mcgriddle sandwhich out of that sex puppet over there."
"Griddle me up and drench me with your succulent juices."
"Griddle Slam!"
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One man in couple, ties string to bacon (or other meat product) encourages partner to swallow said product whole. Then proceeds to commence with the brown love. At point of climax string is tugged, eliciting gag reflex, causing sphincter to contract. Resulting in smily faces all round.
Rui really enjoyed being griddled by the master.
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