The Guilts

This is one of the worst feelings in the world and it arises for no reason whatsoever. It can be described as a powerful feeling of regret and anxiety all in one. The guilts often occur the night after excessive drinking or if you get insulted by stupid people about doing something that seems stupid at the time.

Conor: "Aw boy, got a complete dose of the guilts from last night";

Emmet: "Why, were you drinking much?";

Conor: "Na not even, had a bad dream about stealing money so I could get home and I'm absolutely riddled with them (the guilts)"

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The Guilts

The time after a night of drinking when you decide to "reflect" on the previous events.... instantly regretting the vague flashes of bad pick up lines and even worse dance moves.

sanjay " dude?!? what the fuck did i say to that red head last night that made her puke"

harminder "who cares man, you just got a bad case of The Guilts"

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Guilt

One of the worst feelings in the world. It could eat you alive. It could destroy you. Sometimes the only way to get over it is forgetting. But we never forget.

Get me out of this guilt.

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guilt

An unfortunate side affect that results from being overly exposed to morality.

"I become overcome with guilt when i think about how poorly thought out my definition's examples are."

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guilt

to feel the secret little man screaming and scraping your inside stomach to let u know you have done wrong and will continue to do so till error that has been done is no more

I set my house on fire i felt guilty for doing so i apologized to Grandmother and felt better

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guilt

judaism's greatest weapon; often used by jewish mothers; often ruins your plans for the night or sometimes, in extreeme cases, your whole weekend. Uses mostly reverse physcology.

Mother: David can you run down to Epstein's and get me a roast beef on rye, with russian dressing?
David: No mom, I'm supposed to meet the guys in 10 minutes.
Mother: Ok...I'll remember that.
David: Well I mean, if you realy want me to go I guess-
Mother: No, forget it... go out..leave me here.
David: (sighs) Did you say you wanted russian dressing?

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guilting

the act of making somebody feel guilty

Joseph: I still can't believe you broke my parents portrait!
Luke: I'm sorry, it was an accident. I didn't mean to...
Joseph: It was really expensive!
Luke: Yeah, I know, I'm sorry, I wont do it again.
Joseph: I know you're sorry and you wont do it again, but you still broke it!
Luke: Stop guilting me!

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