The guy next to me

Is most likely gay and his parents dont love him.

you are most likely in school and are sitting to either a close freind that your messing with and or sombody you absolutly hate.

I hate The guy next to me

Dylan (guy next to me)

Some random retard who puts up with my shit for some reason.

"hey Dylan (guy next to me) go onto Urban Dictionary and look up your name"