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The hancock is a rare breed of homosexual, which camouflages it's sexuality through manly vulgarity and a heterosexual tone to those he is not familiar with. Amongst other interesting aspects of the hancock, like it's diet of alcohol and amyl, is this particular species excretes... a time release pheramone on to its victims through its tongue, which may lay dorment for 9months before taking affect. The hancock has been known to pass out in bins and defecate in urinals and ingest exotic liquids, like the Jager-Blanc
The Hancock just got us kicked out of The Club cos he took a shit in the urinal.
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So youre doing a girl from the back and right before you cum pull out and cum on her back. Spread it around and sign your name on in the cum.
"Dude, you should totally give her the hancock"
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When you are beating the Louisville Cardinals in basketball and things seem to be going well and then Luke Hancock comes off the bench, drops 20 on you and you lose.
Witchita State and the Michigan Wolverines got Hancocked in the NCAA tournament.
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1. (n.) Surname of John Hancock, merchant, salesman, and prominent Patriot of the American Revolution.
2. (n.) Slang for one's signature.
3. (v.) To sign one's name outrageously flamboyantly.
1. Did you know that John Hancock was unanimously voted as President of the Continental Congress on May 24, 1775?
2. Could you please sign your hancock for your package?
3. Please allow me to hancock all over your paper.
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To shove ones head up anothers butt. Takes great strength and skill. Refer to the superhero movie "hancock" for more info.
Dude I was attacked last night, so I gave him the Hancock!
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Doing something big that will get you in trouble, but you don't care. This term derives from how John Hancock wrote his name the biggest on The Declaration of Independence.
John: I just banged eight fat chicks!
Bob: Your wife is going to be pissed!
John: I don't care! I love Hancocking!
Tim robbed a bank, walked across the street and started jerking off in front of everyone. The police were on their way. He didn't worry a bit. He's really great at Hancocking.
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The act of screwing an aquantance over for financial gain. Hancocking usually happens when the offender is shady in terms of finances.
Dude, Sean tried to hancock me for $5 to watch cable at his house,
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