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Ever notice how handjobs often leave out the tip and blowjobs can get a little too soft?
The Hannah montana is when she puts the tip on her tongue and jerks you off till the sweet release. Truly the best of both worlds
Junn:' Hey Dann and James, I saw Lena again from highschool yesterday, you know the girl we always had steve noppen for?'
James: 'Yea, bruh, she got the sweet tits. I bet she fucks like a champ but her bj's are pretty sloppy?'
Dann: ' Seconded.'
Junn: ' Nah, bruh, she gave me The Hannah Montana after I bought her a subimba'ke dame blanche. Totally worth.'
James: ' Did she really put your tip on her tongue and jerk you off?'
Junn: 'Does the pope shit in the woods?'
Dann: 'Truly the best of both worlds.'
Slang for cocaine. Initially used in Atlanta. Made popular in the rap song called "Hannah Montana."
"Got bricks in the Audi, the Hannah Montana." - Migos
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justin bieber in a blonde wig.
dude, did hannah montana's voice just crack?
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A rather large and excessively pale, or whitish tinted piece of feces, often caused by certain diets, intestinal malabsorption or pancreatic disorders.
"Dude! Did you intentionally not flush the toilet so I would see that Hannah Montana you left in there?"
"Heck yeah. Ya' know, it sounded just like Hannah Montana coming out also."
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Some wannabe, wishy-washy Hilary Duff Disney Channel wannabe singer who can't sing or act to save her life. Speaks with a horrible Tennessee lispy accent (who sounds like a drunk Southerner) that makes your ears bleed.
The show is even more awful. How are you a teen by day, but a popstar by night? Wearing a brunette wig won't do much justice!
Hannah Montana: Hey, America! It's Hannah Montana!
Janice: *ears bleed* My ears! Ahhhhhhhh!
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The new image of the avril lavigne poser
hannah montana fan: Lyke 0mGzz Hav3 cHu s33N HaNN@ah's nU Vid3o?
non-hannah fan: if you're talking about the one where's she dressed like a wannabe poser and finally got rid of her weave then yeah I've seen it
hannah montana fan: O: waT3v3r iMM@ buY H3r cD
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is a horribly produced show that has a retarded plot and even worse actors. She has a fake accent that wouldn't ever pass as a real one. They overuse the laughtrack way too much and all her songs are about herself.(just like fergie!)
girl: do you think hannah montana is a good actor?
every one in room: HELL NO!
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