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The hat fic

An extremely disturbing fanfiction which involves YouTubers Danisnotonfire (Dan Howell) and AmazingPhil (Phil Lester).

In this fanfic, Phil buys a hamster, but then wakes up in a room, to a naked Dan. Dan proceeds to kill the hamster, making Phil drink it's blood along with Dan's own semen. The fan fiction goes on disturbingly, and unless you want to vomit all over yourself, I suggest you not read it.

Girl 1: omg have you read the hat fic?

Girl 2: omfg yes it is so disturbing I can't believe Dan Howell did that

by ShadowSong April 8, 2015

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Hat fic

A really nasty phanfiction that people only read because they were warned against it.

Person: They warned me not to read the hat fic. I should have listened *shudder* HAMSTERS!

by brilliancedme June 11, 2016

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The Hat Fic

The most unholy fic ever about Dan and Phil. the fic is about Dan and Phil buying a hamster then literally a day later Phil is all fucking tied up or something and Dan decides to literally drowns the hamster in his own cum until it dies and Phils all fucking traumatized then afterwards he FUCKING rips the hamsters head off and forces Phil to drink the mixture of the poor hamsters blood and Dans cum and just a lotta fucked up demon shit happens and at the end Dan literally fucking eats the hamster and they apparently do that every month 😍

Girl 1: Omg! I just read The Hat Fic? It is so fucked up!

Boy 2: Yeah I have, now I can never look at hamsters or hats the same again.

by p0l4r1ze March 17, 2022

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hat fic

Two emo gay guys fucking with a hamster and a hat.

"Don't read the hat fic"
"Let's recreate the hat fic Dan."

by Daniiiiiiiiiiii April 8, 2016

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