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The Hat Man knows all, The Hat Man sees all. And he wants to meet you. To summon his physical form to our Plane of Existence, you must perform the ritual. First, place a Tophat of your choice on the floor, and cover the ground around it with garlic salt. And then light the salt. Once that is completed, you must consume a high enough dosage of a drug to induce a high feeling. And then sleep laying next to the ritual. At exactly 3:45 am, you will awake, and The Hat Man will be there to visit you.
"The Hat Man is love, the Hat Man is life."
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A man who spends his life satisfying everyone's sexual fantasies
"It is I the Hat Man here to eat your bones."
Hairy Hat Man- a term for a very hairy vagina.
Hairy Hat Man- is also the character from alphabet land who resembles the letter H, a very hairy character who has a beard, a piece of straw hanging out of his mouth and a farmers hat.
I'm away to shear down my Hairy Hat Man
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A mans desire to have another mans ass cover the end of his little German helmet.
Boy, would I love to man hat that ass!
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a vagina thats been well used enough to fit the late john merricks swede in
i smashed some dirt the other night and she had a gash like the elephant mans hat
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A ten inch foreskin. Which can also be used to make fun of someone.
Oh my fucking god that guy had a man-hat-ten.
Dude your such a man-hat-ten
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