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The Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom. No bigger or faster animal ever gives the honey badger crap. If they did, that animal wouldn't have the chance to regret it.
When the Tasmanian devil goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for the honey badger.
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A Honey badger is one fearless mother fucker! He is the ultimate badass of the animal kingdom. No one knows what they look like as anyone who's ever seen one has been immediately killed by said badger. They wouldn't think twice about starting some shit and are actually totally fearless, when they kill something (usually 100+ kills a day) they crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts. This makes the Honey Badger the world most intelligent and ruthless mother fucker out ther. They will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps.
Explorer: Oh look, theres a Honey badger!
2.35 seconds later
Oh look, I'm dead!
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The act of removing a friend's testicles because they are controlled by his girl friend. This phrase started after a case in Africa where a honey badger ripped off a lion's testicle.
Guy 1: "I was forced to go shopping with my girl and I missed the game last night."
Guy 2: "You should be honey badgered for that."
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(n.) A younger person who actively pursues a significantly older person for sexual gratification or romantic purpose. Differentiated from a gold digger by a lack of concern for material wealth or fiscal compensation. From a similar anthropomorphic derivativion as cougar or puma, in this instance the inverse of an older person pursuing a younger person.
That sorority sister went full honey badger for her Professor!
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The most fearless animal in the world. Honey badgers regularly eat bee larvae even though they get stung over 9000 times, steal food from much bigger animals like leopards, and even attack and eat poisonous snakes.
A honey badger that is bit by one of the most venomous snakes in the world - a puff adder - will pass out for a few minutes, wake up all pissed, and proceed to eat the said snake.
Honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a shit. It just takes what it wants!
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In the parlance of trendy gay men, a honey badger is an overbearing, very hairy gay male. A "honey badger" is most often seen talking far too close to his friends and gentlemen callers and exhibits extreme chest/arm/back hair in public.
Oh my goodness, Andrew is such a honey badger. He is all over Jake and has back hair for miles. Honey badger don't care!
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Doing what you want regardless of who or what stands in your way. It is ridiculousness often seen in the form of reckless drinking, random ass slapping, chasing prostitots, filthy mcnasties and scallywags, copious amounts of alcohol and money, and a blatant disregard for others. Basically, honey badgering means giving zero shits.
Vegas has no idea what it is store for July 7th, that cat Jamal from Phoenix is about to unleash a barrage of honey badgering the likes of which have never before been seen
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