The Hooker's Bath

According to the late comedian George Carlin, the hooker's bath is the act of cleaning only the following body parts:
1. Armpits

2. Asshole
3. Teeth
4. Crotch

Having no time for a proper shower, Susie just did the hooker's bath.

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hooker bath

To cleanse oneself with baby wipes. Based upon how prostitutes clean up between johns. A variation of a mexican shower.

“I didn’t have time to go home after work, so I took a hooker bath at the office.”

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hookers bath

Definition 1. is a blatant rip-off of George Carlin.

Mr. Carlin didn't use hookers bath to describe the washing of these four areas.

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hookers bath

A washing method consisting of only four key areas; armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth. Usually done by using the same brush on all four areas.

"You'd save yourself a whole lot of time by taking a hookers bath instead."
"You look like shit but smell nice, have you had a hookers bath today?"

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Hooker Bath

To cleanse ones body from varying sexual encounters with moist towelettes, baby wipes, washcloths, although many different methods have been used, KFC moist towelettes are most notably used.

Credit to E40 for this one...
"He fuckin', a couple of them niggas' broads
They licked his sweaty balls
These hoes nowadays is dogs, givin' up them drawls
Do anything for the cash

Wipe their coochie off with a napkin and take a HOOKER BATH"