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It is where you blast a load of jizz in a woman's face and then throw a handful of cinnamon on her while screaming the word Horchata.
Hey Bill, I gave this chick "The Horchata" last night.
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I was thirsty as a mutha, so I drank some horchata. It was great!
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A muy bien mexican drink, very tasty. However one must be careful when drinking an Horchata, larges tend to be too much for the average stomach to handle due to the tastiness of this milky drink. Stick to a medium. Oh and also, chicks dig a man with an horchata.
After a long day of playing videogames, Evan found himself sipping on a large Horchata at Rigobertos by himself.
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Horchata is a ridiculously rich drink that originated in Valencia and is made from Tiger Nuts/Chufa. You can buy it in Horxaterias but it's bloody expensive. You can only have like one glass or could die. In VLC it's called Horxata in their language.
Mexican Horxata is spelt Horchata and is made from rice.
One day King James I was at Valencia while resting war against Muslim Army (thirteenth century) when a maiden approached him to offer a bowl filled with a fresh, white and sweet drink. The King said to the maiden this is gold, baby, whihc in that language sounded like or, chata and there we go. From here Horxata was taken to Valencia from where the King was (probably from AFrica where the Chufa originates).
It is drunk mainly in the summer ice cold with a little pastry which is dunked in.
Me encanta Horchata.
¿Quieres Horchata?
¿Te gusta Horchata?
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I HAD TO SIT IN A BOWL HORCHATA TO COOL DOWN MY MEXICAN SUNBURN.
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Latina's sweet tasting milky beverage coming out her WAP that cant be bottled , but should be
that horchata nearly drowned me last night
he was slippin and sliding in horchata with that one
is the name of several kinds of traditional beverage, made of ground almonds, sesame seeds, rice, barley, or tigernuts. This is a typical drink that you can find in Central American countries like Honduras and Guatemala.
Instead of drinking a fattening soda when thirsty, why not enjoy a delicious healthy Horchata!
Honduras has the most delicious Horchatas ever!
.....Horchatas gave me a diarreha!
If you dance Sopa de Caracol you need to drink an Horchata!
The dirtiest the Horchata is the better!
Don't get off the table until you finish your Horchata!
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