the hungarian prius

A sex position in which you bore a hole your partner’s stomach with a hammer drill, and unleash your anal diarrhoea hellfire unto every square inch of their viscera.

Jane: My stomach is so sore from last night.

Mary: Why?

Jane: Tim put me in hogtie bondage and performed the Hungarian Prius while I wailed in pain. I'm now developing crippling internal gangrene.

Mary: Swell. Time for clitoral wax torture.