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When a woman puts duct tap over her ass hole and proceeds to slowly sit on her hubbys dick. The mans penis, unable to penetrate, begins to get slowly crushed by the duct tape shielded ass hole.
Mary- Lafanda went overboard when she gave John The Hydraulic Press at last nights orgy.
Lucy- Oh my! What on gods green earth is The Hydraulic Press?
John- MY DICK IS SMASHED! That's all you need to know.
Mary- Oh, I had no idea John was here.
Lucy- *whispers* If that is the outcome then I'm giving my son The Hydraulic Press tonight. He can't be having kids at this age.
Mary- Just make sure incest is legal where you do it.
Lucy- Oh Mary you are a gas.
*Laugh Track*
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Maki: "lol Kokichi went smoosh under the hydraulic press XD"
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A machiene used to crush grapes known as Kokichi Oma.
"The person under the Hydraulic Press Is, Kokichi Oma!"
When someone sits on your face and puts all of their weight into it, causing your skull to break.
I ate my girls ass and she gave me a hydraulic press.
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the art of sitting on someones face with an absolute HEFT of an ass
Sirene: girlie i just hydraulic pressed the life out of this dude!
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It's a video of... you know what, I think you know the point of what I'm trying to say
1. The man is drugged so he can't move
2. he got crushed
me: hey have u seen 1 man 1 hydraulic press?
someone: no, is it like 1 man 1 jar
me: look...
Someone: watches vid...
Someone: i'm never going to look at hydraulic presses the same way again.
The act of being caught in between two fat chicks in a fight. Named from the crushing weight/heavy blows from each participant impacting the victim betwixt them.
“I nearly got the hydraulic press treatment when Ava and Lisa started going at it.”
“If the principal just made an octagon for these heavy set bitches we wouldn’t have this issue.”