the ingress way

Taking a long route for short trip in order to use the trip as an albi for playing the location based game ingress.

Angry spouse: "why'd it take you 5 hours to get the milk?"

Chill spouse: "there was construction on the Ohio turnpike"

Angry now incredulous spouse: "we live in Illinois, wtf were you doing on the Ohio turnpike?"

Chill spouse: "I took the ingress way"