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The Judge

The Judge is a sexual position where the female lays on her back and the male places his balls in the females mouth. The male then begins slapping the female on the forehead with his penis and shouts GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY!!!

Example:
I heard Logan giving his girlfriend The Judge last night. I could tell by the noise of him shouting guilty and the distinct red mark on her forehead when she walked out of his room.

by Pirate55 February 4, 2009

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The Judge

n. slang for male genitalia.

She really thinks her stuff doesn't stink, she needs to "talk to the judge."

by Rob Henandez March 19, 2007

19๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Judge

A sub species of the grizzly bear, native to Michigan. It is less hairy than normal bears and is usually covered in multiple tattoos and piercings.

Frequently the judge can be seen roaming in a beat-up BMW looking for places to forage to find food and beer.

The Judge is known to party like the animal it is and then pass out instantly no matter how inconvenient the situation or location may be.

Major interests of the Judge include socio-anarchy, feminism, punk rock and DIY activities.

It is rumored that a member from the band Bangerrang is actually a Judge.

'Last night I came home and I found the Judge on my couch!'

'Last night I came home and found the Judge passed out on my kitchen floor!'

'Last night I came home and I found the Judge on my couch!'

'Last night I came home and found the Judge passed out on my kitchen floor!'

by MikeTong November 16, 2009

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The Judge

A Twenty One Pilots song from the album that is kinda like the song house of gold.

That song The Judge is hella dope.

by Eli the singer February 14, 2022


judge

to quickly form a bias and/or personal opinion about someone or something

Don't judge others based on appearances.

by Gerard Irick November 29, 2010

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No Judge

Phrase used after someone unintentionally says something that sounds judgmental or condemnatory.

I can't believe you have Sponge-Bob underpants. No judge.

by BigTestedCoals March 8, 2010

19๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


judge

To derive unwanted amusement from observing the actions of another.
Compare schadenfreude.

"If I make tea, will you judge me?"
"If I judge you for asking, 'if you make tea, will you judge me,' will you judge me?"

by Drainitup July 14, 2014

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