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dropping your pants to your ankles and holding up your shirt before taking a piss standing up.
Instead of urinating like a competant, capable adult, I sometimes pull the kindergartner.
1. Glorified Pre-schoolers who piss their pants and color all day and don't deserve graduation ceremonies.
2. It is the name given for the result of the following action: Ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced immediately before ejaculate is shot out of the erection. The load the races with a force, so mighty that it escapes through the nasal cavity, giving the oralee the appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as a Flaming Dragon
"Last week I packed my girl a lunch and gave her the Kindergartner"
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The act of wrapping ones genitals in a Fruit Roll up, so as to give the other party performing filatio a snack. Used to give girls a little bit more incentive to give blowies. Named for fruit roll ups high popularity with children under the legal age of sexual consent.
Dude: Hey babe, wanna go down on me?
Classy lady: Ew noway! Gossip Girl is on!
Dude: Come on, ill give you the Kindergartners Delight.
Classy Lady: Awe, you spoil me babe! Take those pants off!
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Katie Kindergartner is a grade 7 student who acts like a kindergartner.
I hate Katie Kindergartner
When you're all over something. Similar to 'Like white on rice' or 'Does the pope have a balcony'
Mike was doing a great work and nothing ever slipped. He's "Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners".