The Lamp

When a guy convinces a girl (usually a familiar sex partner) who is menstruating, to lay/sit down and start masturbating. Whilst she is doing this the guy turns off all the lights and closes the blinds, then shines a torch or 'lamp' (anything bright) and focus' the light on her vagina whilst blood proceeds to come out due to the masturbation. At this point it is customary for the guy to yell out: (with one fist pumping the air) "CAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"

Mate 1 - "Oh boys, my missus was having a really heavy period yesterday, so I got my torch and started treating myself to a ... yep, you got it - CAAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"

Mate 2 - "You sick bastard, I hope you put a tarp down this time... CAAAAAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"

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lamping

When you relax at home, generally by yourself and normally in your underwear.

I was lamping at home this morning.

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LAMP

Laughing At My Phone/PC

Depending on if you are looking at your phone or your PC screen, LAMP or lamping means to laugh at the content you are seeing.

(friend shares funny content)
You: LAMP

I was lamping when DrewGulliver was playing that game on Twitch.

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lamped

To be hit, beaten, bashed, etc... with extensive force.

"He shouldn't say that... he's going to get lamped"!

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lamp

verb; "to lamp;" To hang out, do nothing and smoke marijuana. Term can be explained by the inherent duites of a lamp: lamps stay in one place and light up (get it?)

Commonly used in the form: "lamping" (or lampin')

See lampin' or lampin for other definitions.

What're you doing today?
Nothin', gonna chill at home and lamp

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Lamp

When someone is doing something wrong or bad. It is the opposite of brush, rad, or sick.

That’s so lamp of you to not understand the meaning of this slang word!!!

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Lamp

To hit someone, especially in the face.

Carry on doing that and I’ll fucking lamp you!

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