Lamposting

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s. Meaning you are chilling very steadily; most likely at your house - or anywhere where you are solo. Posted up like a lamp.

Austin: Hey cuddy, what are you up to?
Cam: Nothin at all - just lampostin gat the spot .

Cam: Im finna be lamposting all day and watch the Sopranos.
Dylan: Thats dope bruh - hit me up tomorrow.

Lamposted

The act of getting stuck between a lamppost and another nearby surface e.g a fence, wall or hedge.

I was walking home drunk last night and I tried to be clever but I ended up getting lamposted.

Lampost

One of the many genders

I sexually identify myself as a lampost

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stuffy lampost

when a guy gets cockblocked

she gave me a stuffy lampost

lampost lady

a lady that believes she is a lamppost. she has wanted to be one forever and can finally be one

omg have you seen her. she’s the lampost lady!

dirty lampost

Putting Reeses peanut butter on your hands, and slapping an individual a hi-five (or low five!) that posesses peanut allergies. After this, tell them you are going to call the hospital, but don't

College Guy 1: Yo i had this really gay roomate last semester, but i managed to get a new one
College Dude 4: Really how'd you manage to Pull that off
College Guy 1: i gave that faggot a dirty lampost and now hes dead
College Dude 4: Nice, you rule almost as much as Project Pat

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Lampost wanker

A guy hu wears hats and lives in s/bridge. he likes eying up the local lamposts

I am N***** and i am a lampost wanka

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