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The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.”
My favorite part of The Landshark is hearing the iconic theme composed by John Williams. Sometimes, I like to have the other person start a few rooms away so I can hear the entire thing before engaging in mutually satisfying sexual congress followed by waffles.
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The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.
I landsharked your mom.
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noun - someone who bites on or uses a lot of teeth while administering oral sex to their partner.
verb - the act of getting your dick bitten during a blow job.
n. I know from experience that Rebecca is a landshark, she's always biting on people's dicks.
v. My dick hurts so much, some beezy landsharked me last night.
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Ultimate Frisbee term used to describe a member of the team stripping down to nothing, putting a frisbee up their bottocks, and being carried about by four other players who are themselves sometimes topless. Usually done at social gatherings or during tournaments.
"She had no qualms using her brand new frisbee in her landshark"
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a policing nickname for a police dog, usually of a German Shepherd or a Belgian Malinois type due to their large teeth and tendency to bit people.
Release the landsharks!
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A shark thats swims in the gorund and chases you into the water, where there are normal sharks. So basically if you see a landshark you are 100% fucked in the anus.
Kate-"Run Betty! There's a landshark and it's going to chase us into the water!"
Betty-"Kate, there are sharks in the water and they look mad!"
Kate-"Looks like were 100% fucked in the anus!"
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